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    Herschel Walker gave a weird speech about vampires

    Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, who has extra secret youngsters than Sugar Bowl wins, was giving a stump speech as we speak in McDonough, GA forward of the upcoming runoff election. He spent about three minutes of it saying this:

    “I do not know if you realize, vampires are cool folks, are they not?” — Herschel Walker’s speeches are in some way even much less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what it this.

    — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 16, 2022

    I used to be right here watching a silly film late at night time hoping it’s gonna get higher it don’t get higher however you retain watching anyway. Trigger the opposite night time, the opposite night time I used to be watching this film — I used to be watching this film known as Fright Night time, Freak Night time or some kind of night time but it surely was about vampires. I don’t know if you realize however vampires are some cool individuals are they not? However let me let you know one thing that I discovered: a werewolf can kill a vampire do you know that? I by no means knew that. So I don’t wish to be a vampire anymore I wanna be a werewolf.

    However then anyway as I’m watching this film and then you definitely inform how silly it’s trigger it’s one within the morning. So I’m watching my TV of those children watching their TV of a vampire killed on their TV. So you realize it’s kinda silly, however I’m nonetheless watching although. As I’m watching this present what was humorous was these children had a vampire of their attic at their home. In order that they have been watching their TV, now I’m watching my TV, they’re watching their TV, they see the vampire killed on their TV. In order that they win this contest to convey this actor — now y’all gotta stick with me — convey this actor who’s a vampire killer from that TV to eliminate this [unintelligible] vampire of their attic. So this actor comes into their house, he bought all the correct stuff. He bought all the correct stuff. As a result of you realize, gotta have a stake, gotta have a factor to kill him within the coronary heart. And he’s bought a necklace of garlic, trigger that work. I don’t know what it does but it surely work. Gotta have a cross, trigger it burns, I do know that works.

    After which unexpectedly, that is what’s so humorous about it: as they’re strolling via the home, this, this guys bought the holy water and he’s blessing the home, this actor now he’s all religion. He’s blessing the home together with his holy water. He walked upstairs and this vampire trying actual good in his black swimsuit, whoa that appears like Senator Warnock doesn’t it? Wanting all good in his black swimsuit. Floated from the ceiling , he floated from the ceiling trying good and funky. And I’m considering “Whoa, they higher get out of that home.” If any person float out of your ceiling, get out of that home. That’s not your home. However as he floated from the ceiling the child jumped behind their hero, they usually jumped behind their hero, the man jumped in entrance of them with this holy water threw it on the vampire brow, he lined his eyes. Then he took his hand away and began laughing. And he mentioned “that don’t work.” He took the cross and put it on the vampire brow and the vampire didn’t even do something he mentioned “that don’t work.” And that’s the place it’s in our life. It don’t even work until you’ve bought religion.

    There aren’t any werewolves in Tom Holland’s 1985 movie Fright Night time.

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