Rex Ryan will solely go away ESPN if the suitable NFL alternative presents itself toe him.

So far as how Rex Ryan’s interview went with the Denver Broncos, I suppose you had toe be there.

The Walter Sobchak of NFL protection might be making his return to soccer’s highest skilled league. Is it a bit over the road for ESPN’s famous toe knowledgeable to return to the NFL after half a decade in a studio? “Smokey, this isn’t ‘Nam. That is soccer. There are guidelines.” Not since Sean Payton fired Rex’s twin brother Rob has he been all about Ryans. Pandemics received’t decelerate this steakhouse.

In between Wheezing over one other man’s fetishes, it must be the Excellent State of affairs to get Ryan to go away ESPN for an additional NFL alternative.

But when the shoe suits…

Rex Ryan would solely go away ESPN for an NFL gig if the shoe suits him completely

Look. If this Payton-Ryan partnership got here collectively, it could be extra 2009 than Girl Gaga portraying Bridget von Hammersmark in Inglorious Basterds. This Broncos protection could be extra violent than Gregg Williams directing rather than Quentin Tarantino. A ill-fated Cowl 0 blitz to lose will imply all eyes shall be open to look at this Mile Excessive cinematic masterpiece blaze in all its glory.

Simply dance, Broncos Nation. It’ll be okay…

Let’s be actual. 2009 was an superior 12 months. The economic system was horrible, however the Saints received the Tremendous Bowl, Ryan led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship Sport with Mark Sanchez as his quarterback and the Wolfpack had a weekend to recollect, or overlook, in Las Vegas, child! Sadly, Texas remains to be not again but and the New York Yankees can not win a World Collection.

General, 2009 was an ideal 12 months for Payton, Ryan and most significantly, yours actually. All of us had our moments in several components of the continental United States. Getting again to that tremendous 12 months of stupendous greatness is why residing up to now kicks a lot tail, man. No motive to get an iPhone when a flip telephone works simply high quality. I don’t know what a Tweet is, however you may poke me on Fb.

With Payton and Ryan perhaps pairing up, Denver is about to get zanier than throughout Tebowmania!